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The Amazing Bruce!

Every now and then I come across something that is totally hilarious. If you are any bit geeky, you need to see this!

A few favorites:

  • When Bruce Schneier observes a quantum particle, it remains in the same state until he has finished observing it.
  • Bruce Schneier can see SHA-256 collisions by holding a hash up to a mirror and crossing his eyes.
  • Santa Clause doesn’t know if Bruce Schneier has been good or bad.
  • Bruce Schneier can break elliptic curve cryptography by bending it to a circle.
  • If Bruce Schneier wants your plaintext, he’ll just squeeze it out of the ciphertext using his barehands.